Since when do they give away the whole season at the very
beging of the first episode?
Check your office pools, who had under 5 minutes before Des’s
first starts to cry? It’s going to be a wet season.
Did the bachelorette get a new house? I like the digs.
Overlooking Pepperdine, and, wait, “this that the ocean?”.
Do you think she gets to keep that car? No wonder people go
on this show for the wrong reasons.
Shout out to the guy from Missoula, MT!
The first episode is basically a do/don’t on pickup lines.
Take notes gentlemen.
That awkward moment when you think you are being smooth and
you rip her dress.
Speaking of that dress, it looked like a debit card and a
disco ball offspring.
The custom tailor could have stepped up his suite game a
little more.
Knight in shining armor; good thought, bad execution.
Dude that got down on one knee to tie his shoe, nailed it.
Well played (golf clap).
Bold move bringing
your kid, still figuring this one out.
I can’t even fathom what it must be like to walk into a room
with 25 guys clapping for your presence.
Berkeley doctor guy can’t decide if he wants his glasses on
or off.
I repeat, there are no fantasy suites on the first night!
Social Media guy - #are #you #going #to #do #this #all
#season ?
All and all, very excited for this season, bring on the dude
quarrels and bro tears!
